Anthony As the protagonist, Anthony ends up in all sorts of crazy situations. He tries to do the best thing for him and his friends, finding humor wherever they go. First appearance: #001
	Peter As Anthony's best friend since gradeschool, Peter sticks with Anthony through thick and thin. He is the brains of the group and has won the "Most Likely to be Kidnapped in a Comic Award" five consecutive years in a row. First appearance: #003
	Caitlin Caitlin is the unfortunate soul who holds the title"Anthony's girlfriend." Although she and Anthony are eerily similar, she still manages to beat him in almost anything. First appearance: #006
	Katie As Peter's girlfriend, Katie feels that it is her duty to keep Peter in line by controling almost every aspect of his life. She is known to be critical of everything around her, usually finding things to complain about. First appearance: #005
	Tony Though he doesn't say much, Tony is one heck of a wiz kid. His best attribute is his superior gaming skills and ability to seemingly avoid the trouble that Anthony gets everyone else into. First appearance: #007
	Ricky Ricky is the designated bachelor of the strip. Try as he might, he can never seem to catch up with the crowd, let alone get a girlfriend. First appearance: #002
	Leila As Katie's friend, Leila brings the slightly darker humor to the comic. The majority of her time is spent with her boyfriend, Ian. First appearance: #023

	Michelle Classmate of Anthony and Peter from gradeschool, Michelle's evil scientist intellect seems to only be entertained by kidnapping and experimenting on Peter. She wears a green tiara for no apparant reason. First appearance: #024
	Dave Dave is the strip's designated hippie. He enjoys 60's music, ice coffee and spending time with his girlfriend, Marilee. First Appearance: #033
	Marilee As Caitlin's friend, Marilee likes to poke her nose into everyone else's business. This hobby causes her to sometimes neglect her boyfriend. First appearance: #033
	Rachel Relatively new to the group, Rahel has already given her self the position as "The Blonde". Though she has had several boyfriends in the past, she's finally settled down. For now. First appearance: #065
	James James is Caitlin's brother and a video game junkie. He doesn't socialize much, but when he does he usually finds something to criticize aboout to someone. This boyish attitude might stem from the fact that he has very few friends. Rumor has it that he has a girlfriend in Idaho. First appearance: #047
	Seth Seth is a friend to all. Though he plays the flute, his favorite color is purple and pretends to be jealous of Caitlin for going out with Anthony, he's not actually gay. He enjoys sleeping and procrastinating about projects due yesturday. First appearance: #054